One of our favorite customers was Charlie. Had a really dry sense of humor. A running joke was asking him what he got his wife for Christmas. He would come in to buy something for tax purposes- a chainsaw, pressure washer, air compressor, or some other thing and claim it was her Christmas gift.

Best though, was the year he answered, "This year I got her a coat!" We were impressed, to say the least. "It says Dekalb on it!"