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Soutwest Ks. | Oh, but Jake don't question the government and furthermore the guy that told you what he did surely has a degree in nonsense or whatever. Just swollow hard, count to ten and say "That is just simply amazing, I never thought of that before" As you say this to him, try to appear sincere even tho you may be thinking of the stunted corn crop and wondering what to do with unsold corn bushels for 2005, let alone all of 2006. As he leaves, politely open the car door for him after offering him a pan of fresh baked cinnamon rolls your wife just got out of the oven. As you see the car receede into the distance, pick up the largest rock at your feet and hurl it at your mail box, go inside and make pleasant talk with the wife and kids. Just another day in the life of a pharmer!!! ;) | |
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