just a tish NE of central ND |
LoL! .....
#5.........You forgot about the holstein milk cow........ She will take another bite of feed and slobber it all over the ground,lay her ears back run full bore to your barn, enter the door and crap in the middle of your clean floor before she skids on cement on all fours out the exit again and then jump the fence taking down the top 3 wires , cutting a teat or two up real good (barbed wire cuts)and end up in a belly deap pool of crap or farm lagoon where she prepares herself for a good case of mastitus to drain the profits into the VETS checking account. Shortly after, she goes to slaughter, you get 23 cents a pound and .......It doesnt cover the docter bills for you or your wifes broken boneds (getting kicked)for trying to milk that mean walking hamburger.
BT,DT LOL! |