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Columbus,Wi. |
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,
'Are you allergic to anything?'
He replies, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military service?'
Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'
Then he asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles.'
The interviewer grimaces and then says, 'O.K. You've got enough points for
me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow at noon - and plan on starting at noon every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00
P.M., why don't you want me to here until noon.
This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first four hours,
we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our nuts. No point in
you coming in for that. | |
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Postal Employee
