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As President Obama was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The president replied, "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
"Excellent trade, sir."
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