Lots of TV screen advances in the last decade.  Last time I probably bought a new 27” monitor was 5 or 8 years ago, and it was probably a middle of the line NewEgg special.  I have no complaints and it works fine.

I am reaching that point in my life where I would like to get something that makes me look taller, thinner, and more attractive to the wife, or maybe at least reduces eye strain, since I look at screens for too much of the day lots of the time.

Is an HP monitor with lots of marketing buzzwords moving in that direction?  Used to be that Dell had the F-150 of business LED monitors.

https://www.hp.com/us-en/shop/pdp/hp-m32f-dual-monitor-bundle-dual-m32f-kit