I just saw this:

My old man is a character and hasn’t changed. Just got off the phone with my mom. They drove 500 miles to experience the Totality of the Eclipse. She calls me from on the road. I say mom “did you see the eclipse, were you in total darkness?” She says “No son, I only saw a partial”. “What??!!!!!??”, I said.

“Yeah, your Dad and I watched until 5 minutes before it peaked and then he said we had to leave now to beat the traffic!”