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| Well by God, you'll never see another tractor class here in StuckonStupid Central. Last time we had that sort of thing them dang kids went and grew weed.
Of course we do have 4 new "technology" rooms, and they even have several lathe thingys, and a saw thingy, and 4 "teachers" and the halfbuilt for 18 years cedar canoe. And another thing, we give instructions every year about running your fingers thru the planer and into the dust collector.
Our archetect assures us these technology rooms are state of the art, and there is virtually nothing in any of them that can be fatal. We even got the fancy torch thingy, with empty cylinders.
We are definitely preparing our youth for jobs that haven't existed since 1957, and we spent millions to do it.
We even installed fire sprinklers in our new olympic size pool, just in case the deadly DiHydrogenmonoxide bursts into flame.
We be proud of our schools, just look at our signs and lighted trees. | |
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